The makings of a porn-flick (but not so much)

8 Jul

So what do I find, when I walk into the gym downstairs today, expecting to find it empty and dusty like it is on all other days?

A topless, quite attractive, well-toned WHITE GUY! Like, OMG!

What does he do when he sees me walk in? PUT his goddamn shirt on! How unfair is that!

Anyway, moderate amount of conversation followed. He’s french, has been here a week, living in my small apartment complex with an Indian family in order to learn English. He’s going to be here for about 3 more weeks, and I’m going to leave in exactly 8 days.

So we shared little in our intermittent conversation. He didn’t even ask me my name, and I didn’t ask him his. What he DID ask me, and what flattered me to no end though it really shouldn’t is whether I’m Indian!

So there I was, in the same room with a moderately well built French dude, quite suitable for casting in an adult film, working out alone in the gym with me… and I? Not the least bit attracted to him!

Now WHAT does that possibly mean? Am I not so into white people anymore? Was he not hot enough? (Nope, not that). Am I too madly into the 2 people person I’m into?

Hence, there was little remorse when he packed up his stuff and left the gym. The remorse lasted exactly until he went out towards the pool, started taking his clothes off, and stretching. I adequately positioned myself where I could stand, pretend to be working out, and watch discreetly. I wait patiently for him to dive in so that all his hotness would be submerged under water, and I could go back to my workout, but he enters the pool and continues stretching. Now there’s a hot wet guy stretching.

I give up, pack up my stuff and leave. As I’m walking along the pool, I look at the reflection on the glass to see if he’s at least looking at me pass  by. No luck.
Sigh… straightie.

What a waste of a french dude in my apartment complex 😦

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3 Responses to “The makings of a porn-flick (but not so much)”

  1. H July 8, 2010 at 9:50 pm #

    I haaate when there’s someone cute and they turn out to be straight.
    Pssshhhh.

  2. Pesto Sauce July 12, 2010 at 7:29 pm #

    Don’t waste this guy…I am aware white muscles feel nice around, why you want to miss out on that?

    • unsungpsalm July 13, 2010 at 8:47 pm #

      ‘cos I think he’s straight, maybe? :-S

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