I HATE STRAIGHT MEN!

20 Mar

Okay, maybe just most of them.
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU AND SPORTS????

Okay then, maybe just my flat-mates.

I mean, like HELLO! The loser goes and buys TataSky JUST so that he can perpetually have the option to choose between 7 sports channels??!! 7 friggin’ channels, ALL SPORTS! WHAT a disastrous waste of money, bearing in mind that you were getting free goddamn cable with most sports channels anyway!
I mean REALLY! If it’s not a 30-year old Cricket Match they’re watching, it’s some random football one. They even stoop to the level of watching hockey!!! And in no way on earth will they actually watch something remotely interesting like wrestling or tennis! And who the hell even needs to watch the news to know what’s going on in the rest of the world outside of cricket and football stadiums??

And is it really that goddamn necessary to watch ANY sports that’s being screened? Like HELLOOOOOOO, do you even KNOW who’s playing? Have you ever heard of the teams? Are you learning anything from what you’re watching? Are you getting paid to watch every damn sports match that is screened between 8 a.m. and 1 a.m. every goddamn day????????

Gawd, if there was ONE day in my lifetime (but preferably now) when I could do simply anything I wanted and get away with it, I’d want to take a huge bamboo stick and whip the sorry ass of my flatmates while they were watching sports, and watch them scream in pain and cry and beg for forgiveness and promise that they’ll never ever watch ONE more fuckin’ cricket match again…

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

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20 Responses to “I HATE STRAIGHT MEN!”

  1. Phunk Factor March 20, 2010 at 9:13 pm #

    I don’t understand it myself…the obsession between str8 men and sports….n while I may understand football and even cricket (Ugh!!)…i DO NOT get the point of watching hockey!!!

    It’s friggin frustrating!!!

    • unsungpsalm March 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm #

      To be honest, I’d prefer Hockey over cricket.

      Just because I hate cricket so much. And hockey could actually be interesting.

  2. Shruti March 20, 2010 at 9:14 pm #

    Right there with ya my man! M’s the same…But I get my revenge by making him watch Sex & the City with me….He’s doing that right now! LOL

    • unsungpsalm March 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

      If I were you, I’d leave him ๐Ÿ˜

      Or at least threaten him with it, if he didn’t restrict cricket-viewing to World Cup Finals only.

  3. H March 21, 2010 at 1:58 am #

    UGH
    Unsung Psalm (Yes I’m full naming you) I am SO tired of stupid straight men being obsessed with sports. It pisses me off. Damn I wish they liked fashion or movies as much.
    UFFF straight men and their nautanki.

    PS Im drunk as fuck.

  4. flygye12 March 21, 2010 at 7:30 am #

    LOL. loose the roomies ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Daksh March 21, 2010 at 9:26 am #

    Dude Hockey’s awesome!!fast paced version of soccer and really hot men- was drooling over the aussies and pakistani’s at the WC..

    cricket and soccer can be alrite also…

    • unsungpsalm March 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm #

      You have reasonable motivation for watching Hockey, but have presented none for the other 2.

  6. Pesto Sauce March 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm #

    I empathise with you….we all want to see our own stuff on TV

    • unsungpsalm March 24, 2010 at 1:32 pm #

      Oh, I don’t really watch TV. And it’s not that I want to be watching something while they’re watching their sports. It just annoys me that that’s ALL they watch.
      Unjustified anger, yes. But, well…

  7. Meira March 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm #

    Ughgh! I know such men too. They’re called husbands, some dads fall into this category too. Who’l watch the live match, the discussion about the match, then the highlights and then the discussion about the highlights, and then ask if we can record the next match. Arghgh!

  8. Aparna March 27, 2010 at 1:49 am #

    Finally delurking ( waves hello!!) whats totally annoying is when their tweets are all about freakin’ cricket!

    • unsungpsalm March 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm #

      Twitter should filter out more than 2 tweets from any one user than carry any of the related keywords (‘cricket, maiden over, batsman, spinner, skipper etc etc’)

  9. Stuti April 17, 2010 at 8:54 pm #

    Please don’t forget the stupid farce that are wrestling matches. My brother made me not watch La Dolce Vita because he ‘needed’ to watch some tournament. I am waging my lone war against TV channels that broadcast such idiocy since then.

    • unsungpsalm April 17, 2010 at 9:12 pm #

      No clue what La Dolce Vita is, but I’ll definitely stay away from it ๐Ÿ™‚

      Though I did enjoy WWE back in the day, but it may have been for different reasons since all my favourite wrestlers fit into a very specific category ๐Ÿ˜›
      (Not going to reveal what category though, oh no!)

  10. man killer September 13, 2010 at 11:17 am #

    i hate str men they are homophobic and are threatened by lesbian butch women. funny thing is they ok with feminine lesbians guess its all the porn they watch. this world would be so much better if everyone was gay but i guess nothing is perfect

    • unsungpsalm September 19, 2010 at 11:43 pm #

      ๐Ÿ™‚
      Right you are. Scary are your thoughts.

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