Scandal by the Swimming Pool

24 Sep

So I’ve discovered recently that everything they used to say is not, indeed, gross exaggeration. Swimming IS in fact an excellent form of exercise.

I’ve been relatively frequent, in the past few weeks, and my fitness level has gone up dramatically. Also, I’m looking better after a fortnight of occasional swimming, than I do in a month of daily workouts!

Consequently, there was little reason to slow down my routine. Yes, even tests weren’t enough. My paper finished early last evening, and I hurried back to my room, grabbed my things and headed off for another exhausting swim work-out.

Tragically, it wasn’t meant to be (exhausting). 2 German interns, who are in our campus for a few months, and are taking a subject with us, happened to come then. One of them is a somewhat social fellow, and another, a total hottie! It was at the pool that I learnt that the hottie in fact swims professionally, for his country! It was evident enough when I saw him cover 2 lengths of the pool in the time I took to swim one-half! Unfortunately, he’s a bit of a blond (which isn’t ironic because he IS a blond!), and carrying out a conversation with him requires one to speak slowly, and inΒ monosyllabicΒ words. Nonetheless, he epitomizes what is commonly known to be a person with a “swimmer’s build”, the very first sight of which had left me floored!

So I spent most of my time in the pool chatting up with the social one, of the two. We discussed random swimΒ techniques, I taught him one and he taught me another. We raced. He put in his everything and won by a fragment of a second.

When our hour was over, the shower cubicles were fill to the brim. Outside, some 10 individuals were just about done getting dressed. The poor German blokes were unable to find a cubicle, and were impatiently waiting. Eventually, the chatty one got a cubicle, and I was getting dressed while having a conversation with the Hottie, who was still waiting for a shower cubicle to free up.

And so there we were, having a general conversation. As standard practices suggest, we were naturally looking eye-to-eye during our conversation. Right in the middle of never, I could faintly make out a swish of his hand. His entire frame bent down, and I stood there stunned. “Did he just do what I think he did?” Oh Jesus lord! I was standing there, talking to a stark naked man! Suddenly, I was the guy in the room having a conversation with naked fellow (the only one!) in that room! And this dear fellow seemed to be in no hurry to redress, and seemed to stand there, content in his… “state of undress”.

The situation was most uncomfortable and embarrassing. Moreover because I was in the middle of a sentence when he “performed the act” and I had to hastily turn away to avoid looking at “it”.

I’ve never stumbled with words in my entire life, but in that moment, I couldn’t help but stammer and stutter! I had no clue what it was that we had been talking about, and in the middle of our conversation, and I mumbled and mumbled, absolutely stunned and embarrassed!

Eventually, I very casually drifted away, to fix my hair (which I had already done once before) and to give him time to clothe himself a bit. Which he thankfully did.

Now I have no problems with people embracing… ummm naturism, and especially people who are as physically attractive as him but there’s a time and a place. A good time is when everyone else around you is embracing it too. And a good place is somewhere in Europe! NOT when you’re in India where everyone keeps their modesty to themselves, and there’s a poor, conservative bloke in the middle of a conversation with you!

I think I’m going to avoid going to the pool at the same time as them, henceforth… or at least avoid engaging in conversation with him in the changing room!


48 Responses to “Scandal by the Swimming Pool”

  1. Freedom09 September 24, 2009 at 7:25 pm #

    OMG, how was that hottie’s cock? And no pictures? OMG, I am imagining that scene. That must be torturing but exciting at the same time! πŸ˜›

    • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 10:59 pm #

      Yes indeed, in my moment of embarrassment, I was supposed to whip out my phone and say “Smile please!” ??

      I probably would’ve been beaten up by several folks right then!

  2. H September 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    OH MY GOD!!
    Why doesn’t stuff like that happen to me?
    I was at my condo’s gym yesterday and it faces the pool yeah, and I see this super hot Indian guy(man you should have seen his bod! tiny little waist, HUGE chest, amazing ass) walk by in his trunks and I was trying soo hard to look away, I just couldn’t. And then i bumped into him in the changing room and managed a wry smile and made a run for it 😦 I WANT him πŸ˜₯

    • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 11:00 pm #

      I’m beginning to question your sexuality, sir… πŸ™‚ The entire “Bi” affair… The straight component of it, I mean.

      • H September 24, 2009 at 11:50 pm #

        uhh well i never said I was impartial did I πŸ˜‰
        And I’ guessing I’m going through the whole gay phase!

        • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm #

          You’re still only 19. And still exploring.

          We’ll talk about this in 2 years, and you’ll laugh πŸ™‚

          • H September 25, 2009 at 5:06 pm #

            about? :S

            • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm #

              Oh nothing, never mind. Just keep exploring πŸ™‚

              • H September 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm #

                STOP being mean! 😦

                • unsungpsalm September 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm #

                  Nothing, kiddo… Just generally, about sex and (your) sexuality πŸ™‚

                  • H September 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm #

                    Excuse moi!
                    Seriously? shaap ur what two years older than me!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

                    • unsungpsalm September 28, 2009 at 7:06 pm #

                      2 years makes a lot of different, kiddo…a lot of difference…

  3. Rakesh September 24, 2009 at 8:17 pm #

    I can’t stop laughing. This is hilarious.

    • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 11:04 pm #

      Then at least use one “!” somewhere in your comment… It seems to ooze sarcasm!

  4. Pesto Sauce September 24, 2009 at 10:03 pm #

    Wow! Why did you let this one slip by? Not everyone gets lucky like you – to have someone you have hots for reveal himself/herself?

    If he is real HOT make the most of it

    • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 11:04 pm #

      So I was supposed to grab him while he was naked?! :S

  5. Firebolt September 24, 2009 at 10:13 pm #

    I can’t believe you let such a moment slip away like that.

    Actually, no, I’m laughing.

    Makes me wish hot female swimmers would strip down in front of me, too. But I don’t swim and there’s as much chance of me working out as there is of teh Republicans letting go of ‘socialism’ as their favorite word for criticizing Barry O’s every move.

    • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 11:06 pm #

      You read too much politics for your age, child!

      Good show πŸ™‚

  6. Karan September 24, 2009 at 11:48 pm #

    It suddenly dawned to me that a swimming pool is a best place to hang out for gay,specially in India.

    • unsungpsalm September 24, 2009 at 11:48 pm #

      Why not for straight?

      • Karan September 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm #

        Because you go anywhere to a swimming pool in India, there would be more men with smaller swimming costumes than women!

        • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

          Yes, true. Then again, if women wore costumes any smaller than they do…


  7. v September 25, 2009 at 5:47 am #

    “a poor, conservative bloke” who ? u USP hehehehe πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    and i am sure if u were in Germany or US, u would have continued with the conversation πŸ˜‰

    and about cubicles …in US ,Europe,in Japan too they are open…,even in conservative Singapore…They have open Cubicles in showers…
    but we need closed one here πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    and the interns is any one of them gay… πŸ™‚ if any one of them is ,then its paradise for u …

    • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 7:48 am #

      Nope, none of them, I’m afraid. They were extremely appreciative of women folk, that day…

  8. Meira September 25, 2009 at 10:48 am #

    But I don’t understand. He was a hottie , no?

    • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 1:59 pm #

      Total hottie. What’s your point?

  9. DewdropDream September 25, 2009 at 2:21 pm #

    I am not entirely sure either of what point Meira makes, but I agree with it!

  10. Only my rants September 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm #

    He he.. I dont understand why such incidents happen wid u!
    Surely an exciting time u had! πŸ˜€

    • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm #

      Did you not READ my post? Hardly exciting! Damn embarrassing!

      • Only my rants September 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm #

        Some embarrassing things are damn exciting.. This one falls in this category! πŸ˜€

  11. Dark Knight September 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    heheheh wow tht was a great show eh?? wish same happens with me… here i am, among the hotties and no one gives me show (though i am in relationship, am allowed to have show, don’t I?) hehe

    don’t aviod him…go and keep talking…. may b tht was his sign (admit, too forward :P)

    enjoy the show lucky dude πŸ™‚

    • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm #

      No, you’re not entitled to shows. At least not to enjoy them!

  12. Meghana Naidu September 25, 2009 at 7:46 pm #

    NO wonder you stay so busy now-a-days!
    takes a lot of time to pretend like you dont like something that you’ve got

    so i totally agree with the girls above, what say girls?


    • unsungpsalm September 25, 2009 at 7:49 pm #

      Girls are such perverts…

      • Meghana Naidu September 25, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

        you say that like its not a debatable statement
        ah ok
        its not πŸ˜€

        these days we’re honest πŸ˜‰

  13. DewdropDream September 26, 2009 at 1:46 am #

    USP, you’ll have the ramsena after you for daring to suggest that girls are perverts πŸ˜›

    • unsungpsalm September 26, 2009 at 8:09 am #

      Not unless they read these comments, and see the truth in my statements πŸ˜€

  14. DewdropDream September 26, 2009 at 9:29 pm #

    In which case they’d come after you AND us πŸ˜›

  15. Jackdaw September 27, 2009 at 11:17 am #

    Uhm, you mean that that is frowned upon? Oops!
    I often talk to people in changing rooms and often I strip down completely during the conversation even if the showers are in closed cubicles. I think it’s normal where I live, but I will just check it again.

    Then again I have no swimmer’s build, so maybe that’s why people never stumbled while I stripped naked.

    When and where do you ever see other guys naked in India? Only when you are going to sleep with each other? Do you ever see your siblings or parents naked when growing up?

    • unsungpsalm September 27, 2009 at 11:37 am #

      It’s not frowned upon… because it doesn’t happen! Not that I know of. Then again, I’m not frequent in gym lockers and such, but whatever exposure I have, I’ve not seen it. I can totally imagine how different things are in Europe though…

      Yes, one sees another person naked just prior to and during and after intercourse…

      I will pretend that the incestuous question was never asked, but the question is certainly no.

  16. m0rph3us September 27, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    πŸ™‚ ’tis true that such behaviour is the norm in Europe. I have been traumatized by a 78yr old naked woman in a Yoga class many years ago.
    You never get used to it!

    • unsungpsalm September 27, 2009 at 2:39 pm #

      Lol, I suppose!
      Must’ve been traumatic indeed :S

  17. Peter September 28, 2009 at 1:20 am #

    Well, surely you’ve seen some dangly bits in your time? Didn’t you ever play “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” as a kid?

    • unsungpsalm September 28, 2009 at 7:04 pm #

      No Peter, we never did. At least, I did not. Many might’ve. But well, not kids anymore, are we…

  18. kabir September 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    Wow, Unsung this is a funny story! Good for you for getting to enjoy the eye candy of a hot professional German swimmer!

    Waisay we desi guys really need to get over our fear of being naked in locker rooms. In locker rooms in the states, it’s not a big deal, except with young twinky guys who are afraid of being thought “gay” or worse, popping a boner:)

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