The Hangover

12 Sep

Right, so the sister finally got some friends here! They’re not bad at all, in fact. She ranks No. 2 or 3 in dumbness quotient among all of them.

So last night, she decides to take little Bro. out with her friends to a …..

….. Unlimited Booze Hip-Hop night!! ……

What happens then?

1. The brother gets just slightly bored.

2. The brother gets into a competition with one of her male friends over who can drink more. He’s protecting his college’s reputation here!!

3. The brother has 240 ml of whiskey… and he hardly ever drinks whiskey!

4. The brother “Spins Right Round, Right Round” so much that he falls… Twice! And gets back up as if it was intended.

5. The brother and the competing friend drink exactly the same amount. But the friend throws up in the building’s lobby! Brother won!

6. The brother is somehow brought home. He doesn’t recall much of the journey back home, the next day.

7. The brother wakes up the next morning with his head spinning. The brother is blogging this post, and he can’t even see straight!

8. The brother cannot even recall what day of the week it is.

9. The last memory the brother has is of the journey back home.

10. The brother wakes up the next morning with 2 (thankfully empty) buckets next to him. He’s wearing different clothes from last night (so the sister stripped him down to his friggin’ underwear!!) and his contacts are out (so the sister really took care of him :S)

11. The Brother is REALLY gonna hear it when the sister wakes up. And tells the mother. He’s gonna hear it from the sister AND the mother.

12. You should all wish the brother good luck, but he’ll probably be over with it by the time you read this post.

13. The brother might’ve come out last night, to the sister. Willingly or unwillingly. She might’ve read my SMSes. There might be something revealing there.

14. The brother should avoid Unlimited Booze parties with sister, henceforth.

15. The brother is having his first ever hangover.

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Update…

The sister tells the brother that he puked last night… a LOT!

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21 Responses to “The Hangover”

  1. Nu September 12, 2009 at 9:38 am #

    So ! The joined the hangover club ? Well, I guess you took the competition just to evade your boredom, isn’t it ?

    • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm #

      Are you a…. psychologist? :O

      • Jackdaw September 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm #

        Don’t play dumb. Lie down on the sofa and answer the questions you’re asked!

        • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 8:45 pm #

          I wasn’t very bored, no… But the little bit of boredom went away with the drinks ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. D September 12, 2009 at 11:41 am #

    What a great hangover post this is! Please do go for more Unlimited Booze sessions with the sister so we have more of the foot-in-the-mouth-but-with-pride posts ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • BlueMist September 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm #

      ROFL

    • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 12:33 pm #

      She CHANGED MY CLOTHES!!

      AND made me wear my tracks backwards… Nope, not doing it again with sister :S

  3. BlueMist September 12, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    you said FIRST hangover ? There are no hangover posts previous to this ? :O

    Now I am more interested in the updates and after effects !! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm #

      Yep, my very first! Will keep you updated ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Firebolt September 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm #

    Crikey! This was amusing. Your hungover spelling is pretty good. Did you try drunk typing?

    • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 8:43 pm #

      Yep, it’s as good! Read any post labelled “Booze Clues”… They were mostly written while I was drunk…

      Last night, it would’ve been impossible. I sent an SMS to my sister’s boyfriend (who’s also from my college) about my drinking victory, that read “I won the Vs every and everybody competition for everyone competition for everyone today. Yo for ‘ “

  5. Jackdaw September 12, 2009 at 6:36 pm #

    16. A fan of the brother’s blog remarks that after “right round” follows “when you go down”. He wonders if the hangover is of the “I will never drink again” type, and compliments the brother on the amusing post about the first hangover. The fan almost forgets to congratulate the brother for winning the contest by not puking before his opponent did.

    • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 8:48 pm #

      Yep, the brother did “go down” a lot, while spinning! And came back up effortlessly. He didn’t think it was physically possible for him to do so. Booze numbs out pain!

      The hangover is of the “I will never drink this much again” types.

      Brother accepts thy compliments with gratitude.

  6. Alan September 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm #

    Hilarious ๐Ÿ™‚ It is that time of the year – to get really drunk and not remember ๐Ÿ™‚

    • unsungpsalm September 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm #

      No sir! Never is there a good time to get this drunk! I slept in my vomit!

  7. Pesto Sauce September 14, 2009 at 12:52 am #

    my family doesn’t know that I drink

    Sometimes in parties I match or exceed drunkards

  8. Meira September 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm #

    yes, never with the siblings! Or their husbands!(this I’ve learnt :D)
    But I’m more concerned about the coming out part. Any news? Things ok?

    • unsungpsalm September 14, 2009 at 7:07 pm #

      No, don’t think anything happened, touch wood!

  9. Meira September 17, 2009 at 11:20 am #

    gah, boring

    • unsungpsalm September 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

      Easy for you to say. I’d like to hear that when you tell your husband that you’re addicted to dirty, sleazy sex-stuff! Hmph!

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