My Very Own Step-Mom Moment

July 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm | In Dream, Family, Maa | 52 Comments
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So we were in one of our regular arguments, yesterday and suddenly Maa absolutely shocked me when, in a very non-chalant tone, she admitted…

“Well, I didn’t have any problem accepting you as my own child, when I got married to your father.”

There were several reasons why I thought that was peculiar.

  1. So she didn’t have any trouble accepting me as her own child, which implied that I was an offspring from my father’s earlier marriage. But there was no mention of her coming to terms with accepting my elder sister as her own child. Implying that my elder sister was her own child, meaning that my folks had her well before they got married and well before my dad and his earlier wife conceived me. Which would make my dad a pretty rotten man.
  2. She qouted my biological mother’s name as “Sukhan Lata” or something like that. As far as I know him, my dad would never marry a woman who was called “Sukhan Lata” (in the late 20th century) and I too would refuse to be born to a woman by that name.
  3. After the sensational proclamation, she went on to say something about being so accepting that she went on to have a third child with him, and avoided having a fourth out of financial considerations. Now in my 21 years of survival, I haven’t known a second sibling. So any talk of avoiding bearing a fourth child (for whatever reason) in the absence of a third would mean that either both my parents were mathematically impaired or that I was in some very ludicrous dream.

I decided it was the latter so I began attempting to break out of that environment into a more realistic one. I wasn’t successful, so I resigned myself to the fact that my beloved mother was a step mother, that I was born out of wed-lock and that I had a second sibling that I cannot see, and a fourth wasn’t born because of the invisible third.

Soon enough though, I did awake and was thankful to realise none of it was true. Phew!

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  1. Hee hee… it’s amazing, the stuff one ends up dreaming about!

  2. When i got the header in the rss feed i was first shocked !!! either this was true or u were fooling around so without even bothering to read anything i went to the last line and then i said Phew!! no one should get such a shocker……:()

  3. DREAMS DREAMS :)

  4. ROFL …
    You dreamt all this ? :shock:
    Pt. 2 – is hilarious !! :lol:
    Complete DQ you are !! :p

    • I did :P

      It was rather dramatic, I confess!

      • I must say you dream about interesting things . for example BD, hats and now this drama ;)
        unlike mine where I dream about bomb-blasts and murders :evil:

        • Oh ouch! That’s positively frightening, BM!

          • I know :(
            Thankfully I don’t recall a single thing from the dreams when morning comes !! :)

  5. cheah~ Apalah, bikin complicated and headache only. :p

  6. Oh i love this evil smiley .. cute it is :)
    :evil: :evil: :evil: :P :

  7. Gosh – you are such a drama-mama!!!

    • I write what I see, sir. I write what I see.

      But if anyone here works on a gossip mag, you should totally hire me :evil:

      • or may be you can be a drama-chacha :evil:

        • I sometimes worry that I won’t be allowed around my nephews and nieces if I’m like that :P

          • Instead i am sure they will love you to death for most entertaining bed time stories… :D
            Are you good at children’s stories btw ? Attempted any time ?

            • I like drama-chacha :) Very cool – you should officially consider yourself ordained a Drama-Chaha – by the Church of Unending Relentless Doom, Disaster and Catastrophe@

              • You guys don’t realise it but you’re actually becoming a bit mean over here —> :( <—-

                But I do say, wherever can one find that Church you speak of??

            • *BlueMist

              Oh, I don’t recall :S
              Gawd, my memory is awful.

              I think I tried telling a story to a 30-year old once (who reads this blog, btw :P )

              But to little kids? Maybe sometime long ago… But I’m sure I can totally do it! Will adopt a nice English accent too, to give it the Enid Blyton feel ;)

              • Ahem … :)
                But I am sure your little new niece is gonna like this cool “drama-chacha” :)
                and btw you are too sweet to be mean with you !! ;)

                • Again, I home they realise that! But scan my blog archives for posts about them, and you’ll see that they don’t think very much of me!

  8. ah unsung unsung. such a dearie aren’t you ;)

    fear not though, you dont have to bear the DQ tag all alone.

    Once I (with another friend) managed to convince my best friend (of 2 years then) that i was adopted, and that my parents bought me off a fisher woman in Goa. We had a hearty laugh and wrapped up the day and went our seperate ways; Only to realise after 6 WHOLE months that she still thought i was adopted!
    now thats a real shocker isnt it. :evil: :evil:
    PS i dont have to type evil grin anymore ;)

    you and your posts bring out the worst in me :P

    • Oh my god, that’s hysterical!! However did you manage something like that :D
      I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face…

      And of all the things, bought off a fisherwoman… In GOA! Someone’s got class, I must say :P

      So she STILL thinks you’re adopted?

      • i owe the best trick i ever pulled off to my friend ofcourse ;)
        we thought she was laughing because she realised it was a joke
        But she was laughing at the goan-fisherwoman part! :P

        the awesome-est part was the 6-months-later revelation, when we got to know and told her it was a joke.
        Man did i laugh that day or what !! :D :D

        BTW i was born in Goa :D
        and i grew up along the coast,
        the whole sun-sand-wine deal *smug*

        come hither all you mere mortals born elsewhere :evil:

        • Oh you bitch.

          So you’re telling me that she was LAUGHING at the fact that your Mum is a Goan fisher-woman??? That’s so mean! :O
          (Okay no, I got what you meant… I’m not THAT dense…

          or AM I?)

          • You REALLY want to know what i think ;) after the comment fiasco on my blog, i dont think you do :evil:

            Its all oh-so-interesting! whatever would i do without this sun-burst-orange-splash fun!

            :)

            • Comment fiasco?
              You really DO live in a little world of your own! I have no idea what you speak of…

              • oooooo yeah baby

                and dont you love it :D
                dont say that is debatable now. i know you do ;)

                <3 <3

                • If I can’t say that, I have nothing left to say…

  9. Filmy….very filmy

  10. Whoa…I was confused after the third line…who isn’t, on a saturday night after liquor takes over !
    Such complicated dreams! Think of tall-dark-handsome hunks re!

    • Sigh! I’m the only one who’s not getting any fun this Saturday night :(

  11. :D :D
    ROFL
    Trust you to cook up such stories….your nieces and nephews will be sent to you for bed-time stories I am sure!!

    • I swear I didn’t cook up even ONE word! Exactly as it happened, with all those very thoughts!

  12. LOL… I used to have such misgivings when I was 10 and I was teased about how I was found in a nullah near our house, had been picked up by my mom who bathed me and scrubbed me so hard that I became so fair :P I believed all of it!

    • Oh, Lol! Those stories are such fun!! You fell for it? For how long?

      And what’s with this entire obsession behind fairness?

  13. “LOL”, “ROFL” and “LMFAO” fail to do justice to the gales of laughter this story incited in me. I have probably woken up the whole house.

    • I’m going to say to you what Barkha Dutt once said to me…

      “Thanks… that’s sweet.”

      As you may or may not recall, it made my heart melt and made me jump in total ecstasy, so I hope I’ve given you reason for an encore of your performance that your folks were treated to, last night…

      … or not :S

  14. phew! you got me doing a lot of math out there …..only to go pop!

    • Heh! But I’m sure you’re awesome at math, so you shouldn’t complain over elementary calculations!

  15. that was frighteningly funny… o whatever!

  16. haha…. dreams dreams…. according to Freud, dream’s are result of our desire which we try to suppress. Did you really want a step mom or ya wanted to act in some dramatic soap opera hehehe???

    hell, if i decide to make a movie, i will hire you as a script writer… definitely…

    you are a hell of drama king (DK, ops! it’ my name lol :P )

    • Oh wee, that should be fun!
      But I swear, it was all true!!!

      • u don’t have to swear :P i know :D
        Ops, i think i was banned from this blog :P

  17. GOD! I’m still dumbfounded..
    You are just toooo much!!!

    • You guys make it sound like I was making it up :S


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