Funky Folks

July 6, 2009 at 9:29 am | In Family | 9 Comments
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Not many are lucky to be able to make open references to sex around their folks and not ruffle some feathers…

On the Breakfast Table, after a frustrated attempt to make father realize our financial dissatisfaction
Me: Mom, I think [My sister], you and I will have to enter prostitution to be able to afford the lifestyle we desire…
Mom: (Not having paid attention) What?
Me: (loudly) I said you, I and [Sister] will have to SLUT ourselves to afford the lifestyle we desire!

*Lecture on how I finish college in one year and can invest my efforts in other activities to earn well*

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In the evening, dad had misplaced his shaving blade so wanted to borrow mine. I was changing the cartridge and he told me not to bother.

Me: Dad, I don’t know anything about your sex life and you know nothing about mine, so I’d rather play it safe…
(After using the blade and cutting himself on it)
Dad: Oww! You’re right, you COULD have given me AIDS!

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  1. LOL! :D
    Truly.. supercool parents!!:

    Comment by Only my rants — July 6, 2009 #

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  2. OH so funky. ROFL!
    and i love the way your dad was cool with you “having” a sex life. other particulars can be added on with time, right? ;)

    what gets my mom pissed though is mention of ‘death’
    she just plain freaks out. my favourite song lyrics go ‘one funeral maketh many, grant a rose for the dead’ so yeah… :P

    Comment by Meghana — July 6, 2009 #

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    • I’m sure he doesn’t actually think I have a sex life. Or maybe he does… but I don’t have one!

      “Death”? Good then, don’t mention it. Talk about sex instead :P

      Comment by unsungpsalm — July 6, 2009 #

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  3. Sign of times we live in !! :D
    they are so cool and you keep acting as bad son (thro posts though) ..not cool !
    ** runs away to hide somewhere ** :P

    Comment by BlueMist — July 6, 2009 #

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    • Haw!
      But you’re right… I do try to act like a bad boy in front of them, you can’t imagine how.
      Several psychological issues behind that, though!

      Comment by unsungpsalm — July 6, 2009 #

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  4. oww! :) did he really say to u ,the last line…..but one thiing is for sure everyone should have parents who r understanding as urs!!!!

    Comment by v — July 7, 2009 #

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    • Haha! I guess they should ;)

      But mine come with their negatives too!

      Comment by unsungpsalm — July 8, 2009 #

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  5. gee..your dad’s cool :D
    I could never tell mine when I was living in! Just couldn’t. :(

    Comment by Meira — July 8, 2009 #

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    • Really??? Oh, but what fun to be living in, on the sly!

      Comment by unsungpsalm — July 8, 2009 #

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